Chinglish

I have package from a yo-yo made in China. Everything here is typed exactly as it is on the package. It says:

Magic Return
Jumbo
Yo Yo
Superpower 2000
Auto Return, High Speed,
High Performance
THIS SPORTING YO-YO BRINGS YOU HAPPY TIME!

Inside are directions:
Jumbo Yo Yo
*Follow instructions and tie
the rope firmly into your
middle finger

B)Wait for a while to put the YO-YO
back up or let the YO-YO
stay down and swing back
and forth

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1 SHORT SPIN
a)Hold the YO-YO
In Your
hand and throw down

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2DOGGY WALK
Place the fast-spinning YO-YO
on thefloor and it will walk back
and forth automaticalty
the doggr

3BRAINICO
Hold the rope to form a triangle
and hang the YO-YO in the
middle of the triangle to
swing like a branch

4RISE ON FALL
Throw the YO-YO straight forward
and put it upward to from
a three-forth circle them put the
YO-YO straight up

At the bottom in a box are the warnings:
WARNING
Follow instructions to play it safely
•Don't decompose the YO-YO or throw the YO-YO with out aiming
•Replace the rope wile necessary
•Don't tongle the tope on your neck